kawaiishitt:

When I was five my cousin said we needed to go to the drug store but I thought it was a place where they sold crack or something so I started crying and saying I don’t want I die and she just looked confused as hell..

thebigbangingboom:

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91EnWKdvK0E

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

luvdoctorwhoandandtorchwood:

hello-darling-assbutts:

berkyjerky:

I’m seriously wondering why we don’t call Sherlock’s suicide the Benedict Cumbersplat

Omg how does this only have 25 notes

not anymore 

owner:  help me gordon ramsay why is my restaurant failing
gordon ramsay:  your food is bad
owner:  no it's not
gordon ramsay:  your kitchen is dirty
owner:  no it's not
gordon ramsay:  your decor is tacky
owner:  no it's not
gordon ramsay:  what did you ask me here for
owner:  we just don't know what's wrong
gordon ramsay:  

hypohumper:

if i were on the enterprise i would try to sneak sugar into spock’s tea on the bridge and he would look at me every time he tasted it and i would just sit there and whisper you’re geting waaaaaasteddddd spock wocky

ctgraphy:

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

Good.